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Meanderthal………….Extinct human subspecies who wandered aimlessly

Bipolar bear…………..An arctic mammal that’s dangerous, sometimes

Superstitches…………Aid the healing of irrational or supernatural wounds

Epiphalepsy………….Convulsive fits of profound realization

Herculeanna…………One who is overly optimistic about their strength

Irish Settler…………..A pilgrim dog

Elegantitis…………….Genetic chandelier-like growths on the face or limbs

Episcopulation………Fornication with a Bishop

Seratonic…………….. A confidence-building drink

Molluscular……………Powerful like a snail or clam (see Swollusk)

Toastosterone…………Burned out from toxic masculinity

Nuansence……………..Subtle aspects of absurdity

Polyfinal………………..The last plastic

Martyrmony…………. Sacrificial marriage for a cause

Unencucumbered……free of fleshy vegetables

Pandorama’s Box……..A thing containing a wide horizon of unknowns

Teutonic Plates………..Dishes in a German home

Immigracious………….Generously accepting of newcomers

Denturmental………….When false teeth negatively affect the mind

Oxymorongo ………….A self-contradicting casino resort

Laborinth………………A job that is hard to find your way out of

Communionism……… A classless society of sacramental wafers

Animalosity…………….Resentment of all zoological species

Probiography…………..An accounting of the life of active cultures

Inporridgible…………. Of a child who refuses to eat their hot cereal

Mississippicup………………..A drinking vessel for messy southerners

Elaborata……………………….Someone with whom ‘it’s complicated’

Dopamine Pincer…………….Similar to a doberman but happier

Reincarcerate……………….….When a prisoner dies before the sentence is served, he may be reincarcerated in his next life.

Gel Capulet………………………A very high-class pill casing

Addadictomy……………………Female to male sex change operation

Tiniguini………………………….Very small pasta

Dairhea…………………………A symptom of lactose intolerance

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Catasstrophy……………….An award at cat shows for best feline derriere

Escalation Mark [.´]…….A mark less urgent than a full blown exclam